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How often do you think Andrew Baldock lies?

Click "AB on lying" to view the lies

Studies show that 99% of the words that come out of Andrew Baldock's mouth are lies.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Andrew "Middle Name" Baldock

5 comments:

  1. Andrew "Wait...this is live?" Baldock

    Floor Director - "Alright Remy and Andrew, get ready for the three hour cablecast"

    Andrew -"Wait...this is live?"

    Producer - "Yes Andrew. I've told you this for the past 2 months...God you're dumb."

    Andrew - "No Fricken Way!!"

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  2. Andrew "Why Me!" Baldock

    Andrew - "Hey mom, can I have some cereal?"

    Mom - "Sorry Andy, Josh got the last bowl."

    Andrew - (starts quivering. After a long pause, he burst into tear and screams) "Why Me!!!!!"

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  3. Andrew "Foreskin" Baldock

    (self-explanatory)

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  4. Andrew "No Middle Ground" Baldock

    Andrew: Either give me those chips, or I'm blowing my brains out.

    Friend: I mean, I can buy you some chips...

    Andrew: No, you heard me! I'll do it I swear!

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  5. Andrew "Two Strokes and I'm Done" Baldock

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